This weeks roll//35mm
By: Jonah Reenders
Orla Gartland gif! For my brother.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
A list of things:
- band aids
- purple underwear
- campfire smell
- the colour blue
- long texts
- secret tears
- train tracks
- little pieces of twine
after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life
This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
Well this is extremely relevant today
I wanna meet this person and exchange religious summer camp horror stories over coffee